Saturday, August 21, 2010

My "Alleged" Pregnancy

I am 'Allegedly' knocked up, again.

A few months ago, June 22nd to be exact. The dog bit the Babysitter. Our emotionally unstable mutt from Tennessee Rescue whom we had had 1 month exactly.....(because why wouldn't you adopt an emotional unstable mutt from Tennessee?!) ANYWAYS, "Moose" decided to bite the babysitter as Mama Ro, was walking into the Gyn Office to have her annual and get some BC...literally seconds before I was about to walk into the Doctor's office, the sitter calls me crying, I run home, pass her over to her Mom (awkward...) and then drop Mr. Emotional Unstable Moose Dog off at the rescue groups shelter (sorry Bud)

The next day, Eliza and Mama fly to Michigan for a week- Mama sans Birth control. With the 'lets make it legal lovefest' 6 weeks away, I REEAAALLLY didn't want to start in the middle of a cycle...get all fat and crazy... etc etc...listen, it made sense in my head!

Then July 29th comes around and Mama Ro/Bride to Be gets her Pamela Anderson extensions for the Wedding...in case you haven't heard I tend to be a bipolar hippy/diva. Senor Blanco comes home from work sees that his stressed out babymama/bride to be has been replaced with a super sexy, somewhat less stressed baby mama with long LONG blond locks. Lets just say 'Daddy likey'.....

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ baby! tbc~

1 comment:

  1. love that you're blogging again, it's great to get an inside perspective on your crazy life! love you! also... so is this "allegedly" being preggo again, is this what others are saying, or is this what YOU are saying?? is there another babe in the oven, for real??

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